OK!  I have stepped into the 21st Century and started a blog.  I am very sure that I will not be too good at this to start off with, but I am trying.  I am using it because it came FREE when I bought this domain from NoStringsDomains.com.  This site and all materials contained here in are intended for the sole purpose to promote Elfin Caradoc and to SELL STUFF!  There will be no lies contained here in, nor in any of the sites I control save 2.  They will be white and disclosed only to those who have paid me for something.  They will not be harmful nor the reason you spend any money with me.  They will be enticing and cause for interest in looking at a future project that I have planed and disclosed there only, or to individuals that have inquired and proven to me that they have spent money with me.  I swear on My Grandmothers grave to these statements and the 2 have not been stated yet.  I do also promise that the 2 will have been inserted prior to the posting of my planed project.

Please check back often.  Generally on the internet traffic means money.  Tell your friends about Shit I Sell . com they just may buy something. 

I know you may not like the fact that there are 2 planned lies, but you should feel confident that I am being that honest to tell you up front.  I pride myself on my honesty and ability to help people and make them feel good about the money they have spent.  I am a professional salesman.  This is what I do for a living.  There is always top value for the money you spend with me.  I guarantee it!!!